From your first impressions of our welcoming committe, Silverman Retirement Homes of Toronto, Inc. will be a memorable experience.

Note: Please don't nap in the waiting room.

There are three distinct Retirement Plans...

The PLATINUM Level (predicated on an extensive means, qualifying test) is suited to the senior who is accustomed to the finer things in life.

Qualified staff look after your every need. 24 hours a day! (Roughly 250/hour tips extra)

The Gold Plan is designed for the cost conscious senior (Who probably never bought retail anyway) and is suited to those folks who understand VALUE!

 

Our staff tend to be just the "Shot in the ...ummmm ...arm" (Yeah that's it!) that you need! They are around occasionally.

And we offer a Standard Package (covered by OHIP or if you have cheap children) and is designed for the budget conscious (Read cheap bastards) and basically will keep you off the streets. Or from ending up dying in a room at the St Leonard.

Specially selected staff are on hand (some days) to assist the Standard Plan Members... or not.

We love charts... and we have rooms full of them. Call now we will make one for you!

It's easy, simple and won't take a lot of your time. Have your children, spouse or Power of Attorney come in and sign all your stuff over to us.

Why end up alone, sick, in pain and needing top notch medical attention at home when you can have all that and more at Silverman Retirement Homes of Toronto, Inc.

All of the Silverman Staff are Cross Trained.

Mandi Tanenbaum one of our resident, highly motivated physiotherapists is on hand to assist all of our guests at achieving their maximum condition in their later years.

Clarice is on hand to work with Mandi...

Florence... well, we aren't really sure what she does but no one has the nerve to tell her to leave. Note to residents: When they say lights out... be careful!

In all, but our standard plan, there is the special Silverman Retirement Homes of Toronto, Inc. Direct-to-the-Wheat-Sheaf personal transportation service.

Even if you are old as dirt why not grab a beer with other seemingly useless folks.

So??? What are you waiting for? Why don't you put your mind at rest. Call our admissions specialist Schlomo Schnaperstein and he will assist in making the Autumn of your life...well just like the Fall, eh?

 

Bank of Gord Financing available. (OAC)

 

"Our medical care is second to none!"
Amanda Slayer RON (Really Old Nurse)

I can't vait to git mine hands on an old geezer!

Zelda Greeley (Resident)

Man.. I have been waiting years for a deal like this!

Ming

Hell, if it was good enough for Heidi!

Our resident staff are always, literally, bending over backwards to serve you.

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. All Thespians are welcomed.

Ma Silverman, our founder always said...

Hey Schmuck! Boy are you old! Get in the damn box!